Human bill

(This was meant to just be a sketch idk what happened)

So basically the fanon version of human Bill seems to be some suave, well-dressed villain, and if you've spoken to me for more than three seconds then you've probably noticed my love for that type of character. However, I don't really get that vibe from Bill. (Not that there's anything wrong with than interpretation! That's just not how I see him.)

I picture him more as refusing to grow up, peter-pan style, and always being written off as some weird hyperactive kid, with nobody realising how horrifiyingly wrong they are until they're knee-deep in blood and no longer in possession of their soul.

Also I really like the idea of sleazy car salesman Bill, and plaid suits just scream "This person is trying to sell me something!"

TL;DR I've thought about this waaaaay too much